I can’t provide a PDF or full text of "Problem Child" by George F. Walker, but I can give a short, original excerpt-style piece inspired by its themes and tone. Here’s a brief original scene capturing similar dark-comic, confrontational energy:
The play is known for its "vivid, imaginative vulgarity" and "black comedy". It tackles heavy themes such as: Suburban Motel - Canadian Theatre Encyclopedia
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Example (from memory, not verbatim):
“It’s not the night,” Vince said. “It’s the options. You think I’d choose this on purpose? You think anybody chooses the part where the world eats them alive and spits out change?”
He squinted at her, the streetlight turning his eyes into coins. “Support staff. That’s a fancy word for enabler.” Problem Child George F Walker Pdf BEST
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